Bathroom Adventures

Let me tell you a little story about an adorable 4 year old. He is smart, vicarious, and oh so hilarious. Everything from making funny noises, to running around like I fed him a tub of sugar, to bodily functions is funny to this little human. Well I am assuming it is to MOST little humans this age...... And if we are being truthful, to most adult humans as well :)

So our little human has been potty trained since he was 2 but........he really doesn't like to wipe his own rear end. He acts like his arms have magically fallen off and there is no possible way that he can wipe that thing. Moooooommmm, Daaaaaaad can you please come wipe this tooter of mine so that I can get back to playing!!!!! 

Side note:  I am pretty sure when mom or dad are not around, those magical arms glue themselves back on and he does an excellent job.

Lately he has been doing a pretty good job at home doing the deed and wiping his own back side!!! The kicker to this happy ending though goes something like this:

Hey Mom, Hey Dad I just went poooooooop.
Ok kiddo, make sure you wipe that thing and wash your hands.
Ok............a minute or two goes by...........MOM!!! DAD!!! Look at me! I have a tail!! "wiggle" "wiggle".

Sure enough, I turn around and that little human has a wad of toilet paper stuck in his butt and he is waddling around like a duck. O....M....G little human, get that poop stained wad out of your butt!! Lets not get poop all over this house AND yourself today.

His response you ask: Ugggh I guess.......
You guess? I say as I turn around and once again find that tooter sky high.
Now will you check to make sure I got it all???

Oh man little dude, I guess I will.


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